1-1-11 8:09PM
I was at Kalahari Resort for two days in Wisconsin Dells, and noticed a few things...
1. Girls, if you're planning on using the surfing simulation, don't wear a bikini. Accidents happen. Both lifeguards were guys, and they looked really embarassed as they held out the towel so you could fix, or heaven forbid, put on your top. Don't be one of those people.
2. Guys, please don't wear white swim trunks. They're even worse than Speedos.
3. Code Brown is what it sounds like: someone pooped in the pool, and now they have to close something to get it cleaned and sanitized. Please, they ask babies to wear swim daipers for a reason.
4. This is not a etiquette thing, but if your skin is pale, we can tell you've been in the hot tub. You turn lobster red. ^^
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